how to make a kick ass blueberry crumble

1. a fuck-ton of blue berries in an 8" square baking pan.

2. 2/3 cups brown sugar

3. 1/2 cups old fashioned oats

4. 1/2 cup white flour

5. 1 tsp cinnamon

6. 1 tsp nut meg (i use less cause nutmeg is strong as shit and can make something taste like shit real quick)

7. 1/3 cup softened butter or margarine. or if you're like me you use 1/2 cup...oops

blend all non fruit ingredients until crumbly and spread over fruit.

bake for 30(ish) minutes in a 375 degree oven, until golden and fruit is soft.


i fucking rock. i just want to get that out in the open right now. i picked up 4 steaks, potato(s), mushrooms for sauteing, broccoli, fixing for green bean casserole and of course i made a super ass-kickin blue berry crumble. at 5:00(ish) pm tonight i will be firing up the grill and strumming your pain with my sweet cherry ass culinary skills.

you could shit your pants wishing i was your wife. go ahead. do it. i might be fat, but at least i take it in the ass and can cook.

went to a huge party last night that was fucking awesome. a few kegs a bunch of svelte girls in their early twenties parading around half naked and a fucking keg! who could ask for anything more?

i also got a sweet ass tattoo. i mean, it's sweet and it's on my ass.